There will soon be so many crime dramas on television that a shortage will occur of unknown actors to play the many bit parts required for each episode.
The suspension of disbelief required to watch these dramas will be the casualty; viewers will be asked to swallow that an actor who was shot and killed on [...]
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National Draft for Crime Dramas
Posted in Television, Yet To Happen, tagged Crime Drama, Crime Dramas, CSI, Draft, Emmy, Law & Order on October 12, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Toilets No Longer Required
Posted in Health, Science, Uncategorized, tagged Bowel, Elimination, Evacutation, Toilet on October 4, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Humanity will finally tire of the need to evacuate their bowels, deeming it “gross” and “completely unsexy.”
Scientists will be commissioned to create foods where every part of the food is used by the body when ingested, thus eliminating the need to eliminate. Drinks of the same criteria will be created shortly after.
Without the need for [...]
