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Pope Benedict XVI will announce a new initiative to bridge the divide between the Catholic Church and the victims of priest molestation.
“Forgive Us Our Pins” will be an annual tenpin bowling tournament held at the Vatican. The Vics (victims) will go up against the Vats (members of the Vatican), with the winning team taking home [...]

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In order to generate publicity for his return to competitive cycling, Lance Armstrong will challenge the Large Hadron Collider to a race around the 17 mile circuit.
When asked how he intends to beat a proton traveling at 99.9999991% of the speed of light, Armstrong will reply, “In cycling, giving only 99.9999991% is the difference between [...]

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