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Space exploration has long been hampered by the risk to astronauts’ lives.  NASA will remedy this by offering missions, where the chance of survival is highly unlikely, to prisoners scheduled for execution.
This initiative will bring forward the quest to put a man on Mars by a good 20 years.  Kenneth Trey Hafronin, an incurable psychopath, [...]

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Moved by NASA’s beamed version of Across the Universe, an alien from a distant galaxy will visit Earth to meet the singer.
Upon learning that John Lennon was shot and killed, the alien will request a meeting with Mark David Chapman. At this meeting he will calmly produce a gravity gun, fix it on Chapman and [...]

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