Humanity will finally tire of the need to evacuate their bowels, deeming it “gross” and “completely unsexy.”
Scientists will be commissioned to create foods where every part of the food is used by the body when ingested, thus eliminating the need to eliminate. Drinks of the same criteria will be created shortly after.
Without the need for [...]
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Toilets No Longer Required
Posted in Health, Science, Uncategorized, tagged Bowel, Elimination, Evacutation, Toilet on October 4, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Juicing Humans
Posted in Health, Science, Yet To Happen, tagged Crisis, Humans, Juice, Juicing, Shortage, Water on October 2, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
The world is running out of water. Over half of the human body is made of water.
Scientists will eventually put two and two together, and will devise a way to “juice” humans of their water.
Graveyards and crematoriums will be a thing of the past, as people will opt to juice their deceased loved ones to [...]
