Space exploration has long been hampered by the risk to astronauts’ lives. NASA will remedy this by offering missions, where the chance of survival is highly unlikely, to prisoners scheduled for execution.
This initiative will bring forward the quest to put a man on Mars by a good 20 years. Kenneth Trey Hafronin, an incurable psychopath, will embark on this historical mission on July 12, 2015.
NASA will not anticipate Hafronin making humanity’s first contact with aliens on this mission. A spaceship from the peace loving planet of Tolmi will dock with Hafronin’s craft, and NASA will watch on helplessly as Hafronin enters their vessel and kills everyone on board.
Word travels fast in space, and Hafronin’s hostile act will be the catalyst for a multi-planetary attack on Earth. By the second day of this attack, our entire planet will be reduced to dust.
