Fueled by the success of Barack Obama in becoming the first black President of the United States of America, Chad Kroeger, lead singer of Nickelback, will announce his intention to become the first white President of the People’s Republic of China.
Interviewed backstage at a concert in Toronto, Kroeger will explain that he wants to see the glory days of double digit GDP growth return to China, and believes he can take them there. Asked how he intends to do this Chad will explain, “Broadly speaking, I plan to reduce their dependence on export-driven growth by stimulating the domestic economy.”
Kroeger’s bid to become the first white President will be stopped early in it’s tracks, when he fails to secure a single vote in an election to become leader of a small rural village on the outskirts of the Chinese mainland. At this point he will abandon his presidential plans altogether, but will compose an album of his experience titled “Chinese Democracy”, changed soon after to “Chad Kroeger’s Chinese Democracy” due to legal issues.
LMAO!
The thing that will kill his career is that stupid people will love his political messages and play them over and over, while smarter people will roll their eyes because each new message will sound just like the last one, only with different words. And — and … crap! I’m exiting my trace.