Pope Benedict XVI will announce a new initiative to bridge the divide between the Catholic Church and the victims of priest molestation.
“Forgive Us Our Pins” will be an annual tenpin bowling tournament held at the Vatican. The Vics (victims) will go up against the Vats (members of the Vatican), with the winning team taking home bragging rights.
The inaugural tournament won’t be without controversy though, when it is revealed that the Vats top bowler, Cardinal Tolkin, is actually 2008 World Tenpin Masters champion Guy Caminsky. The Pope will deny any prior knowledge of this, with only the most devout believing him.
