The first human clone created from DNA will be that of Abraham Lincoln, brought “back to life” to serve the remaining 3 years, 10 months and 17 days of his presidency.
Upon hearing this news a rogue scientist will create a clone of John Wilkes Booth, in an attempt to prove that history repeats itself in the world of human clones.
The Booth clone will hunt down the wrong man however, confusing the Lincoln clone with a clone of Rob Morrison from The Curiosity Show.
With the cold steel of the Booth clone’s gun pressed to his forehead, the Morrison clone will win the Booth clone over with a balloon, a magnet, a steaming cup of piss and the magic of science.
Can we hurry this up a little? We need old Abe right now!