Moved by NASA’s beamed version of Across the Universe, an alien from a distant galaxy will visit Earth to meet the singer.
Upon learning that John Lennon was shot and killed, the alien will request a meeting with Mark David Chapman. At this meeting he will calmly produce a gravity gun, fix it on Chapman and throw him against the nearest wall 17 times.
I love the fact that “Across The Universe” is literally going across the universe now. It’s amazing. A pretty mind blowing thing to consider really… Imagine a future where humanity is long since extinct and yet this song is found by some other “people” in some distant galaxy. 100 billion years from now? OK, maybe I’m pushing it. Dig it though. I dig a pygmy indeed.
I demand to know how you came into possession of this photo of Sir Paul McCartney with his mask off.