The first human clone created from DNA will be that of Abraham Lincoln, brought “back to life” to serve the remaining 3 years, 10 months and 17 days of his presidency.
Upon hearing this news a rogue scientist will create a clone of John Wilkes Booth, in an attempt to prove that [...]
Archive for September, 2008
Abraham Lincoln and John Wilkes Booth to be Cloned
Posted in Science, Yet To Happen, tagged Abraham Lincoln, Clone, Curiosity, DNA, Human Clone, John Wilkes Booth on September 19, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Use your Head as a Video Camera
Posted in Technology, Yet To Happen, tagged brain implant, head, invisible, video camera on September 15, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Video cameras of the future will use your ears as the microphone and your eyes as the lens.
A microscopic device will be wired into the brain that will act as a storage unit and wireless transmitter. Once near a receiving unit, such as a computer or TV, a simple voice command will trigger the download.
Privacy [...]
Alien Beatles Fan
Posted in Space, Yet To Happen, tagged Across The Universe, alien, Beatles, Chapman, Earth, Gravity Gun, Lennon on September 13, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Moved by NASA’s beamed version of Across the Universe, an alien from a distant galaxy will visit Earth to meet the singer.
Upon learning that John Lennon was shot and killed, the alien will request a meeting with Mark David Chapman. At this meeting he will calmly produce a gravity gun, fix it on Chapman and [...]
